Monday, April 19, 2010

just a word from the pod

lol im gonna be in sooo much trouble when the crickle gets home from work lol

first of all hi im podboy aka cockboy aka gypsy carpenter
im not an engish major, so cricke will hopefully edit this when she gets home lol or may just delete it lolololol, so if ur lucky enough to read it in the raw then im sooo sorry lol, i was told that im to send all blogs to crickle first to be edited and censored. lolol
so any way i just wanted to come on and say hi and maybe rant a little (the reason for the censorship) OK im a STEALTH vandweller and that means no one knows im here or there, depending on ur perspective of course. there seems to be a lot of paranoia in the van dwelling community and a lot buck (add F for over 18s) the system, i dont need to buck it i just want to not be subject to it lol so i try to be invisible. that means no litter no tents no undies hanging out to dry (yes ive seen it and it aint pretty, the reason im a freeballer) so the other day i see this guy in a winna bago undies out and would u believe it hes jimmied open a power box and has hooked up his deep cycle batteries... (dude not cool) this by the way is at one of my fav spots to sleep (its by the beach and has city views) i know the power box is there but its locked and i dont have a key and breaking and entering is not my style , i try real hard to not break the law cos i dont want the the man breathin down my neck or banging on my door at 4 in the morning (only happend twice in all the time ive been the secret squirrel).

ok back to the rant (as if i ever stopped)
this dudes all sore thumbs and dogs balls every one that walks past can see hes out of place and its only a matter of time till the fuzz show up. BUT hes got deep cycle batteries and they're a complete mystery to me so i stroll over for a chat and a how u going mate.
fyck this guy is real nice lol well defensive at first but the master charmer works his magic and the dudes talking and wont stop lol (tits (mmmm) a loony opps lonely life on the road i guess)
but unfortunately he knows dick about the batteries except that u plug em into a power point when ever u can ( evan if u gota look like a tool doing it????). i guess im lucky ive got a job with free power during the day and if im working for the right builder at night too.

well it turns out that the council has already tried to bust up his little caravan park and apparently hes told them to shove off (some jargon about being self containd and "ill do what ever i want and u can fine me and ill fight it ya ya bla bla") so they give him warning and leave .... this was be4 he jimmied the power box lol

so im going to give that particular sleeping spot a week or so to see what happens lolol i dont want to get caucht up in a raid lololol

so any way i hope its ok that ive crashed crickes blog let me know if i should keep hakkin the account and doing gorrilla blogs while shes at work lolol

love and mung beens to all :)

addit: I haven't changed the style of Pod boy's writing, I have edited the spelling just to make it easier to read! His dyslexic spelling is sometimes difficult!

1 comment:

  1. LOL! You guys are seriously funny! I can picture the goofball in the RV with the power box. Seen a few doing similar, not too bright! Setting power up in the rig isn't that bad. If you need help when you get to that point, feel free to ask and I will help ya with any answers you need. Good to see both your input on the blog too :)

    -Mike
    97 Roadtrek 170P "Taj Ma Trek"
    HTTP://WWW.VanTramps.Com

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